Squirrels teeth, like the teeth of other rodents, continuosly grow throughout the lifetime, hence the need to chew on things all the time and keep the teeth ground down. We once had a female decide to chew on any aluminum (siding, gutters) at my parents house. Was extremely annoying when the bugger would start up on the gutter outside the bedroom window before dawn. When she started to teach her kids the same actions, we had to use Mr. Pelletgun to solve the problem on a permanent basis. I get reminded everytime I go up on the parents roof to clean the gutter, and see the spots where she chewed holes in the sides of the gutter.
Mandatory HA content. Train small noisy dog to bark when it sees squirrels outside. Setup HS VR to recognize barking, and activate relays on Ocelot/Relay8. Connect relay to surplus army flamethrower, aimed at birdfeeder. After activation, use a modified Robomow to scrape remains into nearby flowergarden to be used as fertilizer.
Mandatory HA content. Train small noisy dog to bark when it sees squirrels outside. Setup HS VR to recognize barking, and activate relays on Ocelot/Relay8. Connect relay to surplus army flamethrower, aimed at birdfeeder. After activation, use a modified Robomow to scrape remains into nearby flowergarden to be used as fertilizer.
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